Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Thursday, May 30, 2013

The Norm For Me A Chuckle For You

Today, my 13 year old 1st years had to write out a self-introduction that they were then going to come read to me.
I was walking around the room helping the kids fill in the three blanks that sat staring back at them. 

Hello! 
I am                      .
I am from                           .
I am good at                             .


I was helping one little girl change her bolleyball to volleyball, when I heard one of my favorite boys practicing his pronunciation. 

"IIIIIII am good at bas-KET-ball. BAS-ket-ball. bas-ket-BALL."

I looked over at him and all his friends that had taken to helping him, they looked back at me and we all smiled. I said it correctly a few times from across the room and they repeated. Focusing intently on each syllable, trying to stress the correct one. 
They weren't getting it. 

I walked in their direction, saying it about four more times before arriving next to his desk.
I looked down at his paper and stopped. 
He repeated the word again, stressing all the syllables so at this point he was just yelling the word while his friends looked on in laughter. 
"BASKETBALLLLLLLL."
I smiled and he followed my finger as I pointed to the word on the page. 

"This says, baseball." 

Basketball, Baseball, Volleyball, 
Kate



[The Latest]

Must Read: More women than ever are bread winners, which apparently is a bad thing??...FOX News. I paraphrased big time, but have we all seen this!? 
Google Search: Pomegranate in Japanese.
Tune: Clarity By Zedd. 
Accomplishment: Some great communication with my cleaning crew. 
Obsessions: Thai fried rice.

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Words

Just a few to make you chuckle...




For some reason I thought these were extra funny today. 
Happy Wednesday, all!

HaHaHa, 
Kate

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 I laughed for a solid two minutes at this...

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Words

Just a few to make you chuckle...




Ha, Ha, Ha, 
Kate

[The Latest]


Must Read: North Korea vs South Korea in Figures...The Guardian. Interesting.
Google Search: Bug bites that blister...a little souvenir from Hong Kong. Awesome.
Tune: Safe and Sound By Capital Cities. 
Accomplishment: Working on a job app.
Obsessions: Almond trail mix from my recent CA guests.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Mom's St. Patrick's Day Excitement

My mom and good family friend, Carol, are flying in this weekend for their first visit to Japan. They will be missing the Tokyo parade, but they will be at the Chiba parade on the 20th decked in green and Guinness in hand. I got this email today from my mom that made me laugh right out loud. 

To: Kate  
From:Mom   
Subject: Your Majesty
My dear queenie, Carol and I are in countdown and looking forward to seeing you. I just wanted to wish you good luck in the parade. I do think your new bangs and tiara will look great together. Picked up the reeses today and Jim is taking us to the airport on Sat. 
Love u, your royal subject mother

Hope everyone is getting ready for St. Patrick's Day!

Caed Mile Failte, 
Kate

P.S. Tokyo/Chiba St. Patrick's Day festivities information here.



                                                                         [The Latest]

Must Read: North Korean propaganda video...The Sun. 
Google Search: Angela Carter.
Tune: Angeles By Elliot Smith.
Accomplishment: Having an awesome lesson about cultural differences with my 2nd years.
Obsessions: My little scone for White Day from Namiko's 8 year old son.

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

The Norm For Me, A Chuckle For You 7

These little stories that fall under The Norm For Me, A Chuckle For You are some of my favorite to write. Sometimes it takes me a while to realize that something that doesn't even phase me as being weird, makes for a great story to anyone not living in Japan. This time around, I don't have a story, but rather a few little random things that have happened to me over the course of the past few days that I don't want to forget. 

During class while the kids were writing in their conversation journals:
A girl raised her hand, so I went over to her. She kept saying a word in Japanese that I didn't know, wanting the English translation. I made a confused face and smiled, she laughed and rethought her question. Finally she let out, ipaisakana?! and a chuckle. A lot of fish? I told her to go get a dictionary and I looked up the word aquarium and asked her if that was what she was trying to say. She lit up. Mission accomplished, high-fives everywhere. 

She wanted me to know that her sister is going to the aquarium in Okinawa on a school trip. 
Fun stuff!

On the train:
I had my ipod in, staring out the window. An older man got on, looked at me for a second too long and I saw it. I saw the wheels turning, he wanted to try out his English, I could sense it. Usually I am pretty go with the flow with this kind of stuff, but this day I really wasn't in the mood. I politely continued to stare out the window. He took off his watch, and positioned himself in my line of sight, before yelling so all the train could hear, 
"Excuse me, do you know the time?!"
I took out one of my ear buds and said, as politely as possible, 
"I am sorry I don't. I don't have a watch." 
Which was true, and my cell phone was in my bag, and there were a million other people around and, oh by the way, a clock on the platform he just came from. I just really didn't have the energy. But then he got creative. 
"Ahhh ok. Hmmm. What time do you think it is?"
I gave him somewhat of a blank stare. 
You want me to guess the time? That is how desperate we are?
"I'm sorry, I really don't know, maybe 5:30? Maybe just check at the next station."
"Good idea!!!"
One more stop and he was off, and I was back to staring out the window listening to Macklemore.

In a cafe:
I was reading, and sipping ginger-apple tea YUM while waiting for a friend to get to the station so we could go to dinner when a couple decided to sit behind me and start speaking...English. I was surprised, annoyed and curious all at once. I can't tell you what happened in the last few chapters of my book, but I can tell you that the man was prepping this lady for an interview and this lovely little woman knows how to do equity loans, but is nervous about potential conference calls in English to London or Zurich, she studied English in Canada, but hates Toronto, step one of her five step interview is tomorrow with someone in HR...

Grading papers:
My third years were asked to write about a famous place in Chiba. The vast majority talked about Disneyland, not surprising as it is extremely popular here and there is Disney merchandise all over the place. What was surprising, however, was their inability to spell the ever-famous home of Mickey and Minnie.

Here is what some of them came up with...
Disney Land
Disny Land
Desney
Dizniy Land
Dizniy Lund
Diesney land
diseland
Disny
disney rand

Getting on my bike to head home after school:
A few of my favorite boys walk by, all trouble makers but decent English students because they aren't too shy.
We have a great relationship.
They turned to face me then jumped back, acting surprised to see me, 
"Oh! Hellllooooooooooo Keito. Helloooo! Helloooo! Today is Monday!"
I laughed, "I know! Hello, boys!"
We passed each other and I got on my bike. I yelled a "Good-bye!" in their direction. 
Which promptly stared a chorus of good-byes and sayonaras. 
And one, not-so-quiet, "I love you."
I yelled back, 
"Oh! THANK YOU!!!!"
They doubled over in laughter. 
See ya tomorrow kiddos. 

All in a day... or a few, 
Kate


                                                                        [The Latest]

Must Read: Teachers Are Workers Not Martyrs... The Japan Times.
Google Search: Askance.
Tune: We Come Running By Youngblood Hawke. 
Accomplishment: A few rather productive days at work.
Obsessions: Homemade tortilla soup. Again.

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Words



Just a few words to make you chuckle. 
Happy Friday!

accurate
relatable
Hahaha
Bahahaha
You know who you are!!!!

HaHaHa, 
Kate


                                                                     [The Latest]

Must Read: In N Out in Japan...Japan Probe. It was just for a day...:( . 
Google Search: Koch Brothers.
Tune: Little Talks By Monsters and Men. 
Accomplishment: Answering quite a few emails. 
Obsessions: Chocolate covered strawberries.

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Words

Just a few to brighten your day!
The last one absolutely kills me, thanks Jessica!


Haha. There may be some truth to this lol.




Pinned Image



Ha, Ha, Ha,
Kate



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Google Search: Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul Stories.
Tune: The A Team By Ed Sheeran
Accomplishment: Getting my students to write some complete, coherent sentences. 
Obsessions: Buzzfeed App.

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Words

Just a few to make you chuckle...

Yup
True.
hahahha
Gotta love him

Ha, Ha, Ha,
Kate


[The Latest]

Must Read: Two Men Experience Childbirth...Babble. 
Google Search: Adele Baby
Tune: I Knew You Were Trouble By Taylor Swift
Accomplishment: Finishing my stations lesson.
Obsessions: Mixing instant coffee and milk tea.


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